Let's end the year with something to smile about (-;

Well done Asda worker Greg Lewis of Merthyr Tydfil, South Wales, for being bonkers enough to officially change your hum-drum name in January this year to the wonderful...

Doctor Pasty-Smasher Omelette!

He explained to the press exactly how the name change bet came about.
'Nigel and I are the jokers at work and I could not believe it when he actually threw a pasty at me across the canteen. Everyone found it hilarious and started comparing me to Omelette out of Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show.
'Some of the lads at work had remembered seeing the Big Brother episode where some of the housemates had changed their names by deed poll and suggested that I do the same.
'I have to be honest, I thought because I was changing it on some website it wouldn’t be real, but then I got a letter confirming it.'

Our Dr. Omelette has even updated his work name badge to include the new title. Titter ye not!

Happy Omelette picture borrowed from http://josiahng.wordpress.com >